- Okay, okay! I take it back. Unf**k you.
- You say I’m a bitch like it’s a bad thing.
- Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
- Well, aren’t we a damn ray of sunshine?
- Don’t bother me, I’m living happily ever after.
- Do I look like a people person?
- This isn’t an office. It’s hell with fluorescent lighting.
- I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
- Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
- Why don’t you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control?
- I’m not crazy. I’ve been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
- Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
- Do they ever shut up on your planet?
- I’m not your type. I’m not inflatable.
- Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven’t gone to sleep yet.
- Back off!! You’re standing in my aura.
- Don’t worry. I forgot your name too.
- I work 36 hours a week to be this poor.
- Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
- Wait…I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
- Chaos, panic and disorder … my work here is done.
- Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
- You look like shit. Is that the style now?
- Earth is full. Go home.
- Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?
- I’m not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
- A hard-on doesn’t count as personal growth.
- You are depriving some village of an idiot.
- If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.
Archive for May, 2008
Things to say when stressed at work (or school)
All I need is You – Kai
You came into my life
And changed my world
Oh baby i never knew
Love could feel this way
My heart skips a beat
Whenever im with you
And lately it seems no one else
Could love me like you do
And thats the reason
i wanna spend my life with you
Juss say you’ll stay forever with me
Theres nuthin i wouldnt do
(Oh baby) Cause wen your with me
i realize.. All i need is yoooouuu
(All i need is you) Yoooouuuu
Cant imagine me without you
Here in my life
Your love’s so real
You’ll pick me up
Oh but i’ll leave tonight
Theres nuthin i wont do just to hear
You say you love me girl
Understand that you’re the only one
for me in this whole world
Juss say you’ll stay forever with me
(forever you will be)
Theres nuthin i wouldnt do
(Oh baby) Cause when your with me
i realize.. Said all i need is yOoOoU
(All i need is you) YoOoOu
The first time i held you in my arms
(i knew you were the one)
I knew you were the one
Heaven sent you down to me
When my world turns grey
You are my suuuuun
(Ohhhhhh)
Juss say you’ll stay forever with me
(Dont ever leave me girl)
There’s nuthin i wouldn’t do
(Dont ever leave me)
Cause when you’re with me
I realize.. Said all i need is you
Juss say you’ll stay forever with me
(forever and ever)
There’s nuthin i wouldnt do
Cause when you’re with me
I realize.. Girl all i need is you..
*Repeat till fades away*
Miss Vanity (:
Calls at 3am
Stands you up again
Has ten thousand friends
It’s just the way she is
Never waits in line
Never has the time
Makes you lose your mind
That’s just the way she is
That’s just the way she is
[CHORUS]
You’ll never be what she needs
She’ll always leave
With your sanity
She’ll never do what you want her to
You know it’s true
Miss Vanity
That’s just the way she is
Loves to turn you on
You think you can’t go wrong
She comes, and then she’s gone
It’s just the way she is
Yeah, that’s the way she is
[CHORUS]
On your knees such a tease
Mmm bitter sweet
You know what i mean
She’ll never do what you want her to
You know it’s true
Miss Vanity
Knows just what to say
To all the heart she plays
We love her anyway
Thats just the way she is
[CHORUS]
On your knees such a tease
Mmm bitter sweet
You know what i mean
She’ll never do what you want her to
You know it’s true
Miss Vanity
She’ll never do what you want her to
You know it’s true
Miss Vanity
That’s just the way she is
One beautiful day
4 hours; dreamless.
Waiting for the time, sitting in a dream of darkness. The world is beautiful when the city is asleep.
Construction workers? ( n )
Arriving in the early hours, waiting for a friend…
Intending for one thing, anticipating another.
Running, interrupted by the pitter-patter of rain on the ground.
Period one: Contraception
Period two: Easy simple excruciating torture
Period three/four: Racquet, ball, box. Nice.
Period five: Bludge to the max ^^
Period six: Mmm… DDR, love.
Sitting around, lulling in the moment.
Listening to the keys and watching the faces.
Laughing, singing, breathing.
One watch. A guy in a red jumper.
Five o’clock. Run run run.
Only a book, a phone and keys.
Traffic lights ( n ) x 2
Bad: 21 minutes L
Cookies and cream ice-cream.
Lack of money.
And a little dash of love.
